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11
Apr

The HBS: Believe In The Warrior

By: Mike Asti and George Gerbo

The Masters

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14
Mar

The HBS: Offseason Madness

By: Mike Asti and George Gerbo

Revis

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10
Jan

The HBS: The Path To Immortality

By: Mike Asti and George Gerbo

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14
Dec

The HBS: Guessing A Motive

By: Mike Asti and George Gerbo

Philadelphia Eagles v Washington Redskins

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22
Nov

The HBS: Feasting On The Fire

By: Mike Asti and George Gerbo

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21
Nov

Washington D.C. NFL Fan Says Team’s Performance Has Given Him Erectile Dysfunction

No, it’s not to the lawsuit stage: but expect that this week if the ‘Skins go to 3-8. The sports hosts at 106.7 The Fan in Washington D.C. posed a question to listeners on Tuesday: how has the Washington team’s woes ruined your life? The best response by far was from “Dave in Waldorf”, who confided:

“Now listen, I’m gonna tell y’all how they messed me up, man,” Dave said. “I put my heart and soul into these Redskins, man. The other day my girl wanted to have sex with me, I couldn’t even do it bruh. I’m just so hurt with these Redskins.”

“Hold on, you turned down sex because of the Redskins?” Holden asked.

“I think I’ve got ED or something man. I don’t know,” Dave said. “It’s because of these Redskins, man, I can’t do it.”

Sad, really. Poor dope.

14
Nov

The HBS: The Drama Never Ends

By: Mike Asti and George Gerbo

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25
Oct

Are The Redskins Changing Their Name To The Washington Bravehearts?

Dan Snyder said not long ago that he’d never change the Washington Redskins nickname. He even wrote an incredibly dumb letter about it.

But TMZ thinks Snyder might be starting to give in (to the humane, non-ridiculous group). It’s TMZ, so be skeptical, but the evidence sounds fair.

Here’s what we know. Redskins owner Dan Snyder lives in Potomac, Maryland, a few doors down from a very rich dude, Aris Mardirossian. Aris, a wealthy patent investor, registered the name, WASHINGTON BRAVEHEARTS on October 17th. According to the Trademark application, obtained by TMZSports, Aris plans to use the name for “Entertainment in the nature of football games.”

This part is true. What it means: nothing definitive. But Bravehearts is a damn good name, and we’re completely on board with this. TMZ called lots of people to gather intel, and got nothing. Nobody would answer. That’s probably a good sign.

An RG3 “Braveharts” jersey would probably be the best-selling jersey of all-time.

 

18
Oct

Did NY Daily News Take Things Too Far With This ‘Redskins-Nazis-Confederates’ Cartoon?

Opening the morning paper and seeing your team logo displayed like this has to be a shock to the system: once the editorial cartoonists get hold of you, it’s very tough to break away intact.

Since the 16th Century we humans have been skewering unpopular people or institutions with caricature and allusion: which has often been proven to be just as mighty as the sword. But sometimes, things go too far. Does this one by veteran cartoonist Tom Stiglich represent one of those times?

this New York Daily News cartoon isn’t that far fetched. Our shameful history with the Native American population is indeed rife with stories of genocide and enslavement, and the cartoon here seeks to highlight what these symbols represent, not just what is happening in the current day.

But it seems that every intense debate sooner or later brings comparisons to Hitler, and the side that gets there first is usually the side that loses.

15
Oct

PETA To Redskins: Keep Name, Change Logo To A Potato

While the concept isn’t new, this is the first time we’ve seen a graphic of what the new logo might look like. Yep. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is proposing that the Washington Redskins keep their name, but change the logo to reflect the redskin potato as the team’s new mascot. Seems reasonable to me.

From PETA.org:

The redskin potato would be a noble mascot for a variety of reasons. Potatoes are also native Americans, having been cultivated in Peru for millennia. A tasty, versatile, animal- and environmentally friendly vegan staple, potatoes are now the most popular vegetable in the U.S. They are loaded with nutrients, including iron, potassium, vitamin C, fiber, and even protein, and red potatoes in particular are high in antioxidants. (Take that, Cheeseheads.)

Kudos, anyway, to PETA for recognizing that “America” also includes South and Central America. Many people forget that.

Meanwhile, political columnist Charles Krauthammer came out in favor of changing the name, offering one of the most clear-headed arguments on the subject I have seen. Exceprt:

“Words have histories of their own, and they evolve. The word Negro, 50 years ago, was the most respected word in referring to an African American. It was used 15 times by Martin Luther King in the I Have a Dream speech. Fifty years later, because of its own history, having to do with Black Power and a complicated history, it’s become a word that is patronizing. You would never say there are 30 Negroes in the U.S. House. You wouldn’t say that.

“In the same way, Redskins has evolved,” Krauthammer continued. “And despite its history, it is now considered a slur. Growing up, I used to use the word gyp. I never knew until I became an adult that it was a shortening of Gypsy. And I didn’t take a poll of Gypsies at that point to see how many are offended. I stopped using it. It’s very easy to do. It has nothing to do with the sensitivities of a mass of people. It has to do with simple, elementary respect. You don’t use that word if you can avoid it.”

He’s right. I myself am trying to stop using the word “douchebag” in place of “Donald Trump”. It’s not easy, but the fight continues.

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