The HBS: Cult Of Personality
By: Mike Asti and Kelen Conley
Cult of personality is the title of the song CM Punk has been using as his theme ever since he dropped the pipe bomb heard round the world. It has been very fitting for his new heel character and is equally suitable for the Howitzer and Buzz-saw Show’s resident media personality and heel. Much like CM Punk, Mike “the Buzz-saw” Asti is the BEST IN THE WORLD at what he does and is a cult of personality.
Mike’s tag team partner for the broadcast is non other than the hip-hop spewing, old school hat rocking, comic book nerd himself, Kelen “BHYPHEN” Conley. When these two get together it gives the feel of a Wrestlemania main event every time.
This match is scheduled for one fall and will feature the CM Punk and Paul Heyman’s pairing, who Punk should fight at the “Hell In A Cell” PPV, the hitting of a fan incident, Vince McMahon’s recent involvement on and off TV, how far WWE will take Team Hell No’s (Daniel Bryan and Kane), and what the future holds for Brock Lesnar. Can BHYPHEN end the Buzz-saw’s record setting 300+ day championship reign? All I know is he better show Mike the RESPECT he deserves!
Mike “the Buzz-saw” Asti may be a functioning lunatic and a cult of personality, but he sure does conquer sports radio, one day, at a time….