Two Soccer Stars Are Going To Trial For Paying A 16-Year Old For Sex

By: Jared Ramos

French soccer stars Karim Benzema and Frank Ribery are going to trial for paying a 16-year old for sex. The fact that this story is getting more attention is mind-blowing to me. These are two international soccer stars that PAID a 16-year old for sex. Let that sentence sink in for a minute. These two make Elliot Spitzer look like a humanitarian. Right now it looks like they could get charged with “aggravated pimping” and could face three years in jail or a $45,000 euro fine. A part of me feels bad for the 16-year old hooker. Frank Ribery is easily the ugliest man in Europe. You know the first thing she thought when she saw him was “great, I have to fuck Sloth from the Goonies.”

P.S. Both players will be playing against Uruguay on Wednesday.