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August 9, 2012

The HBS: The Jackknife Bolt!

by Asti

By: Mike Asti and George Gerbo

The summer sports lull is about to end and the fever pitch is waiting in the wings. With fall on the horizon, that can only mean one thing: a new NFL season is almost here. Mike “the Buzz-saw” Asti and George “the Howitzer” Gerbo bring a gridiron feel back to the HBS. As training camp ends and the pre-season action begins, who are the AFC and NFC favorites? What off-season moves will have the biggest impact on the field? Welcome to another season of record setting performances, emerging stars, and Roger Goodell asininity!

Before your favorite sports genius’ tackle the NFL, they take care of the gauntlet in London. With the Olympics nearing an end, what has been the moment that will stand the test of time? Is USA Basketball all but assured another Gold Medal? And Usain Bolt’s blistering speed will be put into perspective. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, IT’S A BOLT OF LIGHTNING IN HUMAN FORM!

Some controversial comments from a pro wrestling icon will surely keep this program boiling all broadcast long. The Buzz-saw says to Kevin Nash, heel recognizes heel. The Howitzer and Buzz-saw conquer sports media, one jackknife power bomb, at a time….

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