How Is Jason Kidd Not Dead?

By: Jared Ramos

Jason Kidd has nine lives. Has to. How else can you explain walking away from this? I think If I’m Jason Kidd’s agent I’m already trying to get him traded to somewhere where he can’t beat his wife or drink alcohol. Somewhere like Minnesota or Toronto. Think about, in New Jersey he had the whole Chris Brown like scandal. Now, not even a couple of weeks into his New York stint he’s got a DUI. I will tell you one thing, he deserves an award for accurately depicting Ryan Dunn’s car crash.