The LA Kings Are Redefining Partying
By: Jared Ramos
The LA Kings are becoming the Charlie Sheen of sports franchises. I know hockey players do some crazy shit with the Stanley Cup, but Oompa Loompa’s, Elmo and Big Bird are taking things to a new level. I hope the Kings win the cup every year for the next five years. How could they top this? Maybe get some bath salts and see where the party takes them? I don’t know. I do know that hockey players party the hardest of all professional athletes.