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Archive for April 2012

30
Apr

Scott Brown’s Newest Campaign Is Him Hitting A Half Court Shot

By: Jared Ramos

Not sure what him hitting a half court shot has to do with politics, but nonetheless it’s an impressive shot. Scott Brown is the real life Ollie from Hoosiers. Another thing I don’t understand is why he shot this at the Boys and Girl’s Club? None of those little kids vote, so why not show up to a high school and pull this stunt?

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30
Apr

Wally Backman Should Be An Inspirational Speaker

By: Jared Ramos

Needless to say that Wally Backman broke the record for saying fuck in a two-minute span. This is the second profane rant from Backman that we have heard and that this rate I wouldn’t be surprised if we saw monthly rants for the next 10 years.

27
Apr

Spiel’s Draft Diary: We Wish You a Merry Draftmas (Round One)

By Alex Wiederspiel

So I took a couple of notes last night in my head based off of what I was watching. For some inexplicable reason, God decided the New York Rangers couldn’t close out the Ottawa Senators in six games or less, so I was forced to cut into my draft viewing by watching the Rangers squeak by the Sens in seven games.

God, if you are reading this right now, this is unacceptable. These three days are supposed to be MY three days. You know how much I look forward to these three days every year…yet for some ridiculous reason you couldn’t just let the Rangers close things out when they were supposed to.

Wait, I get it–you were testing my loyalty! You were trying to see what I cared about more–the New York Rangers or the event known as the NFL Draft. You, my friend, are a sneaky one and it became quite obvious at around 930 last night when the Rangers were in the final two minutes of the third period of game seven and the Jets were just getting on the clock and a moment before the bar I’m in erupted in cheers because West Virginia alumni Bruce Irvin became the 15th overall pick in the draft. Anyway, without further ado, and with a special thanks to Jared Ramos, Mike Asti, Bill Simmons, all the Rangers fans at the Sports Page, Ian Goodenough and so many more…here is my draft diary. Read more »

27
Apr

NHL Semi-Final Previews: Western Conference

By: Mike Asti

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26
Apr

The HBS: Peace, Love, & Elbows (NFL Draft Too)

By: Mike Asti and George Gerbo

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26
Apr

See You Later Steve Nash

By: Jared Ramos

So Steve Nash is a free agent and frankly you have a better chance of seeing George Zimmerman join the Black Panthers than you do of Nash resigning with the Suns. Nonetheless Suns fans came out to show their support after what was probably his last game in Phoenix and one fan thought the occasion called for a giant drawing of a penis.

25
Apr

Calvin Johnson Will Be On Madden 13 Cover

By: Jared Ramos

Calvin Johnson has edged out Cam Newton in the final round of fan voting for the cover of Madden 13. Johnson will become the first wide receiver to appear solo on the cover of Madden.

25
Apr

This Sums Up The 2012 Royals

By: Jared Ramos

What else is this guy suppose to do? All the seats around him are empty so why not read the Hunger Games?

24
Apr

AshleyMadison.com Offering $1 Million To Any Women Who Proves They Slept With Tim Tebow

By: Jared Ramos

Noel Biderman, founder of AshleyMadison.com is offering up a $1 million to any women who can prove that they slept with Tim Tebow. “I guarantee that no man of Tebow’s stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city,” said Biderman.

My response to this is that Biderman just turned into Gregg Williams. She just put a $1 million bounty on Tebow’s head. She’s probably telling girls everywhere “the first one is on me.” Poor guy won’t be able to even get the mail without some chick trying to sleep with him. On a side note Trojan is also running a promotion, anyone women who can prove that she used a condom with Antonio Cromartie will receive $1 million.

24
Apr

Terrence Jones Brings Louisville Cheerleader Flowers

By: Jared Ramos

Remember that cheerleader that Terrence Jones a-town stomped on during the final four? Well he promised her flowers and came through. Just one problem I have here, she’s a cheerleader for Louisville! When you have old timers fighting outside of a dialysis clinic you know you have a rivalry. It’s the biggest rivalry in the state of Kentucky and Terrence Jones just pissed off Ashley Judd and a whole bunch of Big Blue Nation.

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