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31
Jan

Sports Reporter of the Day

By: Jared Ramos

Introducing Marisol Gonzalez, who may have just become the hottest chick working in sports. How long before ESPN shit cans Dan LeBatard’s show and just gives the people what they want. A 30-minute show where Marisol, Erin Andrews and Jenn Brown just sit there starring into the camera.

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31
Jan

Madden Simulation Tells Us Who Will Win The Super Bowl

By: Jared Ramos

This seems about right. I mean I could totally see Victor Cruz and Hakeem Nicks torching the Pats secondary. What I can’t see is Antrel Rolle making an interception in the end zone. That EA Sports is not in the game. Anyways Madden has picked six of the past eight Super Bowl winners.

31
Jan

Marisol Gonzalez Just Killing Media Day

By: Jared Ramos

I have never heard of Marisol Gonzalez before, but she just stole the show at media day. Totally just turned it into her coming out party. She went to the biggest stage and said Erin Andrews who? Jenn Brown who? If this chick isn’t hired by ESPN by the end of the week I will be shocked.

31
Jan

Shannon Sharpe: Undisputed Media Day Champion!

By: Mike Asti

"Yo moma....!"

Super Bowl Media Day brings a lot of things: score predictions, Tom Brady laughing about that very accurate prediction, guarantees (Broadway Joe, I’m talking to you), a quarterbacks spelling ability being called into question (“Bradshaw can’t spell cat”), and of course weird ass people doing weird ass things, while asking weird ass and always irrelevant questions. It can be argued high profile athletes such as Deion “Prime Time” Sanders and Shannon Sharpe thrived in this media stage even more than they did during their respective Hall of Fame careers. Clearly the winner of the Media Day shit talking battle ends up with the bling. Prime Time and the Man With the Widest Mouth on Earth are a perfect 5-0 in the Super Bowl.

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30
Jan

Ricky Rubio Talks Shit To Kobe Bryant

Bryant: “You talking about London?”

Gasol: “Oh yeah.”

Rubio: “You’re gonna be there?”

Bryant: “Yeah.”

Rubio: “You know you’re getting the silver medal. You know that.”

Bryant: “Shiiiiiiit! I’m taking bets. If I win, I get the keys of Barcelona.”

Rubio: “I bet what you want.”

Bryant: “I’ll take it!”

30
Jan

Mike Vrabel Is Now Black

By: Jared Ramos

According to ESPN Mike Vrabel is now Black and Filipino. The former Patriots, Steelers and Chiefs linebacker looks more like a double from Stomp the Yard than Mike Vrabel. How did this even happen? I understand mistakes happen, but come on at least get his skin color right.

30
Jan

Brogue Kick To Wrestlemania XXVIII

By: Kelen Conley

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30
Jan

The HBS: The Age Of Aquarius

By: Mike Asti and George Gerbo

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25
Jan

Colorado Hit The Lottery With Yuri Wright

By: Jared Ramos

(Courtesy: ChatSports.com)

Yuri Wright who is ranked as the 85-best recruit in the country according to rivals.com has committed to Colorado. Colorado has been terrible for some time now and Wright will certainly help, but it’s not on the field where Wright shines, it’s off. Wright is more known for his Twitter, than his play on the field. His Twitter got him kicked out of Don Bosco Prep (NJ) and even made Michigan stop recruiting him. Well today Wright is a Buffalo and is back on Twitter.

25
Jan

Birdman Bet $5 million on the Pats?

By: Jared Ramos

This tweet is blowing up twitter right now. The only problem I have is where does it say he bet $5 million? No where in his tweet does it say how much Birdman is throwing down. I’ll tell you what though, if I had $5 million to throw around I would take the Giants +3. Cruz and Nicks are going to have a field day against that secondary.

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